safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

buzzfeed:

Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?

shinee teaching you how to eat in class

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

I’m sorry, moment to make fun of that please!

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

damianmcgintleman:

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

image

infinityspectrum:

wigglyflippingout:

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

reblogging this like the wind and god bless the person who made this

i know how to do the calculation longhand or at least i used to, but hearing it from someone else always silences my irritating voice of anxiety a little better so hopefully some other people can appreciate that effect too

Lol I kinda do this all in my head… Math major perk I guess..

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